Today, I joined The Facebook. Finally got around to it. To say that my surge of motivation had nothing to do with the recent decision to include high school students in the Facebook community would be a bald-faced lie to bald people everywhere. To say that it had everything to do with the prospect of stalking 16 year-old girls from the convenience of my laptop would also be inaccurate, not to mention absolutely true. What I'm trying to say is, I joined The Facebook to help promote my t-shirt business and comedy career, but primarily to prey on children.