I've been published!!! The good folks at the JHU News-Letter included a heavily edited version of my Milan post titled, "For Glory and Gold" in their March 3rd issue. You can view the online version here. Thanks to Matt and Melissa, the Features editors who solicited me for publication and who pushed for my article to appear on the front page of the B Section, but no thanks to the copy editors who broke up the paragraphs into awkward fragments and used their superior discretion to replace my innocuous "bang" with the pathetic "get with." I would never write "get with." You know that.