Had three midterms today. Here's an excerpt from my test in Global Business Strategy:

I believe the future of global business will concern the unrestricted free trade of foodstuffs and product innovation thereof. Accordingly, I advocate the continued research into new and exciting condiments. Mayonnaise is popular, but fatty. Combine it with salad dressing and you’ve got a tangy sandwich supplement with all of the great flavor and half the fat. It’s a miracle – let’s call it Miracle Whip. Mix mayonnaise with ketchup, and you’ve got a pinkish condiment that’ll go great with corned beef on rye. I feel the Russians will be at the forefront of this manufacture, so let’s call it Russian Dressing. Mustard and ketchup – it’s probably best to keep those separate. But mustard and mayonnaise – well, that's Mustmayostardayonnaise, of course. And that, good sirs, is the genius of Bob and David.

I’ve been watching way too much Mr. Show.