Alright, I've begun posting my travel blogs. It's going slow, mostly because I'm writing at a 200 words/hour clip. That's just the way it is with me, I put in the time to make this shit read well. I proof read, dang nabbit, and if you gotta problem with it, then go read The Huffington Post and see if I give a nabbit. I don't know why I'm taking potshots at The Huffington Post all of the sudden, or if that was even a potshot, or how the word "potshot" came to be, but I bet it has an interesting etymology. Wikipedia time! While I do that, you scroll down to March 25 and read about aliens and beards. For chronology's sake, I am publishing each post in the order they were originally written, the order they would have appeared had I had access to wireless internet. I know this may be confusing to some and straightforward to others, but I had to do it. It had to be done. Done had it to be.

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