Denmark's The Spot Wins Congratulatory Handshake in DIS Blog Contest!
Peace-Loving Asian Girl took home the top prize of 1,000 kroner for her "cultural insights and inspired writing style." My blog wasn't allowed to be included in the competition - something about it being too kickass and/or racist - but the head blog guy in the IT department gave me some words of encouragement and a shake of the ol' mitt. He said if it were up to him, I woulda been considered for the money, and Quebec would be granted sovereignty.
Granted, the Funlist might be a little too..."fun"... for the family-oriented DIS website. Hell, you think my parents know about this blog? That's what a fool believes. No, no, there's no way I would be writing about my experimentation with soft drugs and my drunken asscapades with slutty Danish women if I knew Ma and Pa were logging in from the old home place. That's why I've been keeping an entirely separate online journal, just for them! Here's an excerpt from last week, when I got high on PCP and rode a stolen bike into the harbor:
Today I had an ice cream. It was so yummy! Chocolate, vanilla, and sprinkles - just like Gramps used to get me. Tomorrow I'll be volunteering at an after-school program for palsied children who are learning to play soccer. Those little guys just love to run around! Alright, got to get back to studying for my exams. Hopefully I'll finish in time for the big Scrabble game with my hallmates. Winner gets an ice cream! I love Denmark!
And here's an excerpt from the day I kidnapped a homeless man and sold him to a foxy-boxing promoter for use as a punching bag:
I saw a family of ducks crossing the street just as I was getting out of class! The whole scene was just adorable, especially the little baby bringing up the rear. He could hardly keep up! Tomorrow I'll be volunteering at an after-school program for illiterate Somalian immigrants. I'm just happy to be using my newfound Danish fluency to help others.
You can view the rest of Scott's Study Abroad Computer Diary here.
posted by Scott @ 9:55 AM
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4 Comments:
Scott! I'm stoked I made it in your blog. Take it easy on judging the fat people in the US...they need love too.
P.S. Im a librarian, not an IT guy.
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