I'm good at falling asleep while sitting. I can fall asleep so easily on a train, in class, in the car... I should probably just make a bed out of a giant chair, or get one of those Craftmatic Adjustables.

Boston Public was a crock of shit. How could anyone take that show seriously when no one spoke with a Boston accent?

”Spree” is an interesting word, because its context can evoke two entirely different emotions. A shopping spree is always a good time, but a shooting spree is bound to put everyone in a bad mood.

These are some of the thoughts that occur to me on a daily, sober basis.