The fourth in a six part series...

Conversations with Robots!

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Tomorrow you will find a post either titled, "Norwegian Morning Wood" or "Abbot and Costello Meet The Wizard of Oslo." It will either be about my weekend cruise to Norway or the feel-good presidency of William Henry Harrison. Stay tuned!