"I had a rough night, and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!"
Thanks to Guy Clowndog for busting out Hotel California at the beach bonfire tonight, and a hearty congratulations to the 18 architect students who set a new world record for largest group awkward silence. You all worked very hard to become the uninspiring, run-of-the-mill, irritatingly average American citizens that you are today, and I could never have witnessed such intense moments of vapidity without you guys. Not everyone can so skillfully surrender to the mainstream and so steadfastly follow the manufactured leader. You had the good sense to realize those J. Crew shirts weren't going to buy themselves, and how you all memorized that popular Weezer song, I'll never know! But it sure is impressive, and it never gets old. Let me know when you're planning the next get together, and I'll definitely bring my guitar along. You bet I can learn Sublime!
posted by Scott @ 11:57 PM
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Wow, your blog is getting hated on by porn sites. That's kind of harsh. But then again aren't depressed webmasters their top clientele? But hey how bout a Fuck Jeremy Bloom, to go along with the Eagles. Thanks for fucking up the Olympics after whining in Espn's and consequently my ear repeatedly about how the NCAA let Tim Dwight run track. Shut the fuck up and go suck down another Smirnoff ice through a straw with your pal Bode Miller.
blonde-milf, I tell ya, I've been getting a lot of these unsolicited junk comments on my blog recently, but yours was the sincerest and most unpretentious I have ever received. I don't need to click on your link to know that you truly are mature, and in all honesty, I think some of these other phonies could learn a thing or two from your well-crafted and humble approach. Kudos, and allow me to return the wish for success with your site!
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