SEX!
Now that I have your attention, Happy Valentine's Day!
Attention grabbers through history:
"Free Beer! Now that I have your attention, here's what's wrong with the Catholic church..." - Martin Luther's 95 theses
"Blowjobs! Now that we have your attention, we hold these truths to be self-evident..." - Declaration of Independence
"Aborted Fetuses! Now that I have your attention, here are some pictures of aborted fetuses!" - Roe v. Wade protester
posted by Scott @ 3:35 PM
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2 Comments:
Hey scottie! i got your email and decided to check it out!
this is Abe G(simpson boy)
your post reminded me of a joke i made up:
Whats the difference between an octopus and a coathanger?
A: You can't perform an abortion with an octopus!
Q: whats the diff between a dead baby and a ferarri?
A i dont have a ferrari in my garage
have fun in Denmark dude!
Hey everybody, Mr. Anonymous is none other than the son of Simpsons creator Matt Groening! Thanks Abe, for giving this blog instant street cred. You have inspired me to post a joke that I made up, although I'm sorry to say it is neither offensive to women nor evocative of infanticide:
Q: What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?
A: That wasn't my fault!
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