So instead of posting about Milan/Olympics, I watched Spies Like Us with Jeff. Oh that Chevy Chase, how he manages to get mixed up in hilarious hijinx while remaining the ultimate ladies' man, I'll just never know!

Expect the big one tomorrow, I promise.

In the meantime, you can look/laugh at this picture of my Nordic Mythology professor, seen here celebrating Cinco de Mayo, 1993:


Today, he mentioned that he is currently enmeshed in the investigation of a missing $100,000 USD from his department's budget for which he, as the director of the department, is solely responsible. He doesn't know where the money went, and understandably, he is rather distraught. Being the assiduous student and all-around good guy that I am, I came up with a list of possibile explanations for the missing budget dollars that I dutifully shared with the prof after class.

Where the $100,000 may have gone...

- a life-size model replica of the Valkyries in Swarovski crystal
- First Class airfare to Valhalla, with an extended layover in Las Vegas
- custom-fitted, gold-plated Remington Beard & Moustache Trimmer
- a signed First Edition copy of Odin's "101 Magic Tricks to Impress Your Friends and Family"
- collection of sweaters actually worn by Bill Cosby in Jell-O pudding pops commercials circa 1987, with certificates of authenticity

...aaaaand Doctor.