Saturday, May 06, 2006

Poured the perfect amount of milk in my cereal bowl today. Just enough to soak every last krispie, not too much that I had to dump even the smallest drop into the sink. I think it's the jackhammers.

2 Comments:

At 10:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For argument's sake; what's better, pouring the perfect amount of milk, or the ghost wipe?

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger Scott said...

Ed sakes a good argument, but in my book, the perfect poo beats the perfect pour. And if you look at page 178 of my book, you will find this poem that I wrote about it:

There is nothing quite like
checking a wipe
to see your TP
driven snow white.

 

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