Poured the perfect amount of milk in my cereal bowl today. Just enough to soak every last krispie, not too much that I had to dump even the smallest drop into the sink. I think it's the jackhammers.
Denmark's the Spot, or Your Pun Here
Half web log, half captain's log, half Lincoln Log, wholly mathematically incorrect - it's Scott Rogowsky, live from outside America. I'm spending my junior year semester abroad at the University of Copenhagen in Denmark, and I think I'll write about it. The following is science fact and pulp fiction, and it's all happening riiiiiiight now. Now.
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For argument's sake; what's better, pouring the perfect amount of milk, or the ghost wipe?
Ed sakes a good argument, but in my book, the perfect poo beats the perfect pour. And if you look at page 178 of my book, you will find this poem that I wrote about it:
There is nothing quite like
checking a wipe
to see your TP
driven snow white.
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